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11 Humor Quotes Of J. R. R. Tolkien

1.

And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.
– J. R. R. Tolkien

2.

I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to
J. R. R. Tolkien – The Two Towers

3.

My Precioussss!-Gollum
J. R. R. Tolkien – The Hobbit Or There And Back Again

4.

I may be a burglar…but I’m an honest one, I hope, more or less.
J. R. R. Tolkien – The Hobbit Or There And Back Again

5.

Speak, or I will put a dint in your hat that even a wizard will find hard to deal with!
J. R. R. Tolkien – The Two Towers

6.

I shall claim full amends for every fall and stubbed toe, if you do not lead us well.
J. R. R. Tolkien – The Two Towers

7.

Struck by lightning! Struck by lightning!
– J. R. R. Tolkien

8.

As far as he could remember, Sam slept through the night in deep content, if logs are contented.
J. R. R. Tolkien – The Fellowship Of The Ring

9.

To think I should have lived to be goodmorninged by Belladonna Took’s son, as if I was selling buttons at the door!
J. R. R. Tolkien – The Hobbit: Graphic Novel

10.

That was the most awkward Wednesday he ever remembered.
J. R. R. Tolkien – The Hobbit Or There And Back Again

11.

These are Rustbell Rabbits! I’d like to see them try!!!
J. R. R. Tolkien – The Hobbit Or There And Back Again