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11 Humour Quotes Of Will Self

1.

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.
– Will Self

2.

I’m too old to know everything
– Will Self

3.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Will Self – The Critic As Artist

4.

Books are well written, or badly written. That is all.
Will Self – The Picture Of Dorian Gray

5.

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
– Will Self

6.

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast
Will Self – An Ideal Husband

7.

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
– Will Self

8.

Indifference is the revenge the world takes on mediocrities.
Will Self – Vera Or The Nihilists

9.

Oh, I hate the cheap severity of abstract ethics!
Will Self – The Canterville Ghost

10.

He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one’s eyes, and does not look at him.
Will Self – A House Of Pomegranates

11.

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman
Will Self – A Woman Of No Importance