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19 Famous Humor Quotes Of Libba Bray

1.

I will never, ever drink whiskey again. From now on, it’s strictly sherry.
Libba Bray – A Great And Terrible Beauty

2.

The face staring back at me isn’t beautiful but she isn’t something that would scare the horses, either.
Libba Bray – A Great And Terrible Beauty

3.

I’ve had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.
Libba Bray – Beauty Queens

4.

Bitches will take your ass down if you try to publish that. Peace out.
Libba Bray – Beauty Queens

5.

Bloody clothing is often a clue that something has gone awry.
Libba Bray – Lair Of Dreams

6.

They swoon over Tom, who preens for them, bowing, which sets them to blushing and giggling. God help us all.
Libba Bray – A Great And Terrible Beauty

7.

Board the cows! We’ve come to enslave your marigolds.
Libba Bray – Going Bovine

8.

I should never be left alone with my mind for too long.
– Libba Bray

9.

Dude, this is a stoner conversation and we’re not even high
Libba Bray – Going Bovine

10.

Please do not strain yourself, Miss Doyle. I won’t have my girls going cross-eyed in the name of art.
Libba Bray – A Great And Terrible Beauty

11.

I’m going to eviscerate you and leave your organs on a pike in the yard as a warning to those who wear large jewelry.
Libba Bray – A Great And Terrible Beauty

12.

Beauty, grace, and charm my foot. It’s a school for sadists with good tea-serving skills.
Libba Bray – A Great And Terrible Beauty

13.

Nobody wants to be themselves. That’s why there’s TV. So you know what to want and who to be.
Libba Bray – Going Bovine

14.

I am for hockey. I find I should like to hit something with a stick.-Gemma Doyle Trilogy
– Libba Bray

15.

…There’s an -or- in -whore- because you always have a choice to respect your body and say no.
Libba Bray – Beauty Queens

16.

My misery is reaching epidemic proportions.
Libba Bray – A Great And Terrible Beauty

17.

Men have feelings too, you know. You bruise the petals of my manflower.
Libba Bray – Beauty Queens

18.

It keeps her purity vacum-sealed to preserve its freshness for her future husband.
Libba Bray – Beauty Queens

19.

Sheep. I’m stuck in a boarding school filled with sheep.
Libba Bray – A Great And Terrible Beauty