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20 Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan

Well, good news, Blitzen said. I found the bag. Bad news…I found the bag.
Rick Riordan – The Hammer Of Thor

Percy yelled. What’s going- Gah! Shrimpzilla!
Rick Riordan – The Mark Of Athena

Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out!
Rick Riordan – The Son Of Neptune

Anyway… she knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a horse who knows a goat who knows another horse-
Rick Riordan – The Blood Of Olympus

Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!
Rick Riordan – The Son Of Neptune

If You Understand What Happens in This Chapter, Please Tell Me, Because I Have No Clue
Rick Riordan – Magnus Chase And The Ship Of The Dead

She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades’s gym shorts.
Rick Riordan – The Titan’s Curse

I smelled barbecue before I reached the house, and that made me madder than ever, because I really love barbecue.
Rick Riordan – The Battle Of The Labyrinth

the answer to every problem involved penguins
Rick Riordan – The Throne Of Fire

Nothing beats camping out in a dreary Jotunheim forest while your friend stitches runes on a giant bowling bag!
Rick Riordan – The Hammer Of Thor

Green grass breaks through snow,Artemis pleads for my help,I am so cool.
Rick Riordan – The Titan’s Curse

Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.
Rick Riordan – The Sea Of Monsters

Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit.
Rick Riordan – The Serpent’s Shadow

Annabeth dies, trying to keep her boyfriend, the Son of Poseidon, from drowning.
Rick Riordan – The House Of Hades

SWEEP!’ THe Titan grinned with delight and did a victory dance.’Sweep, sweep, sweep!
Rick Riordan – The House Of Hades

Jason hated being an old man.
Rick Riordan – The Blood Of Olympus

When he woke, daylight was coming through the glass floor, and a boy’s voice said, Oh…You are in so much trouble.
Rick Riordan – The Mark Of Athena

I apologize for apologizing.Thank you.
Rick Riordan – The Lost Hero

It’s a good thing Jack was no longer in my hands, because I would’ve pulled a full-on Kylo Ren temper tantrum.
Rick Riordan – The Hammer Of Thor

June cackled with delight, muttering, Whoops! as a car almost killed them.
Rick Riordan – The Son Of Neptune