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22 Humor Quotes By Lemony Snicket

There’s a library, I said, and a fine journalist, and several interesting people. That’s more than most places have.
– Lemony Snicket

Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it.
Lemony Snicket – The End

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
Lemony Snicket – The Wide Window

Writing is a dying form. One reads of this every day.
– Lemony Snicket

This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.
Lemony Snicket – The Reptile Room

Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.
– Lemony Snicket

Well-read people are less likely to be evil.
Lemony Snicket – The Slippery Slope

…Calling a person ‘sir’ can often help you get what you want, unless of course the person is a woman.
Lemony Snicket – The Penultimate Peril

That night was a dark day. Of course, all nights are dark days, because night is simply a badly lit version of day, …
– Lemony Snicket

I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.
Lemony Snicket – The Penultimate Peril

They’re book addicts.
Lemony Snicket – The Miserable Mill

Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity.
– Lemony Snicket

Like many people who dress in black, the lump of coal was interested in becoming an artist.
Lemony Snicket – The Lump Of Coal

Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged swordKit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events)
– Lemony Snicket

Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure
Lemony Snicket – The Lump Of Coal

Boredom is not black licorice, Snicket, she said. There’s no reason to share it with me.
Lemony Snicket – When Did You See Her Last?

If you enjoy books with happy endings than you are better off reading some other book.
– Lemony Snicket

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
Lemony Snicket – Horseradish

Wicked people never have time for reading. It’s one of the reasons for their wickedness.
– Lemony Snicket

Life is a conundrum of esoterica.
Lemony Snicket – The Reptile Room

A young man who asks too much about clothing will find himself the subject of unflattering rumors.
Lemony Snicket – When Did You See Her Last?