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9 Best Funny Quotes Of Jacob Chance

1.

I was feeling the height of bitchiness.
Jacob Chance – Obsidian

2.

but then again, theywere like baby Einsteins on crack.
Jacob Chance – Origin

3.

There was no doubt in my mind that Daemon believed revenge was a dish best served in my face.
Jacob Chance – Obsidian

4.

Pretty much all women who wear pantsuits are evil.Kat’s head tipped to the side. Okay. I do have to agree with that.
Jacob Chance – Origin

5.

Sporks are only used in the most dire situations.
Jacob Chance – Origin

6.

I’m sure I look like a drowned cat.You look fine. The wet look works for you.I scowled. Now I know you’re lying.
Jacob Chance – Obsidian

7.

In that moment, I wanted to punch myself in the face.
Jacob Chance – Obsidian

8.

Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes! Dee shrieked. My eyes!
Jacob Chance – Opal

9.

Ash is going to kick your ass, Daemon.Daemon’s grin went up a notch. Nah, she likes my ass too much for that.
Jacob Chance – Obsidian